Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

How would you describe frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What smells funny?

Clown poo!