Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why did EA cross the road?

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Bb Jokes More Bb Jokes

What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet?

We're going to have a BB!

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

A: "We're gonna have a BB!"

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

South Africa Jokes More South Africa Jokes

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

United States America Jokes More United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.