Unit Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who survives?

America.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.