Spoiler Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

Spoilers) Skull crushers

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

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Popeyes

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What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes