The RE-tardis
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Tardis..... I will see myself out..
I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
He became Sir Loin
He was Travelling Light
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.
Huge Jackman
Broccoli
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Olive.