Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Hoover Jokes More Hoover Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

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Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.