Location Jokes

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

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I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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You're-a-peein"

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The position of the dirtbag.

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.