Tennish Jokes

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Serena Williams ' Jokes More Serena Williams ' Jokes

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve