Thai Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

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Neither. It's a Thai.

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What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!