Trail Tear Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs