You put tu and tu together.
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Tu Can Chu
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Wai Tu Yung
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
Cause 69's a mouthful!
A frustacean
The 4/10 cookie
He farts.
Remove the vowels in his rack.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
Soy milk.
Coala
Because they hate French press!
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?
The Masked-quito !