Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Lone Ranger Jokes More Lone Ranger Jokes

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !