Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Soy Jokes More Soy Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Es Jokes More Es Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Tutu Jokes More Tutu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.