Tu Jokes

How do you make a tutu?

You put tu and tu together.

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

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Es Jokes More Es Jokes

Why is a Mexican midget called 'a paragraph'?

Because he's not a full es.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Soy Milk Jokes More Soy Milk Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.