Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

America Jokes More America Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

from a well, actually.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.