I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Ask your parents.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
A Dollar
Give me 10! dollars
he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise
They bring flowers to his grave.
He's never gonna give you Up.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
I can clearly see you're nuts
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Ones a cunning runt...
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
