The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
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The ultra sound guy.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Llamanated
A vaccation
U2
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
A: It loses its cool.