Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Previous Random Joke Next
Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.