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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.