What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.