Lube Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Pace Jokes More Pace Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Mortician Jokes More Mortician Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.