Lube Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Pace Jokes More Pace Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.