Slow down and apply lube
Paperback
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Rectoplasm...
Slow down and use some lube
We're gonna need more lube.
He's always HARD at work.
Buy a deck of cards.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Because it's non binary
Nap-kin
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
Because they're funny on many levels.
A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?
Because it wasn't feline well
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Slow down and use lube.
A niece slapper.
