Lube Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Erectile Dysfunction Jokes More Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.