How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

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