What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.