What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.