How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola