How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola