One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
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Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Counterfitz
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
2nd base.
He fell out of the tree.
Because it's white and settles on their land
They lost their reservations.
Canteloupe
Never mind, I figured it out.
He's living under a rock.
Slip not.
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
They were all born on holidays."
By occident
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
I'm feeling funny"
