Asif (As-if)
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Coffee Mug
They are full of Iranian seman
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Intersect it with a plane.
None. PETA can't change anything.
A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Octopie
They're both really high and have no access to water.
Where the funnel be!
Sea++
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
A tooter
A solmate
He has a cigarette!
Humpfree! :P
Parti-san
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
