Asif (As-if)
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They are full of Iranian seman
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Because of all the sand which is there.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Because he lost his marbles.
I apollogize.
Andromedary
A horse made by committee.
He held up a pair of pants!
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
The second telephone.
They all have telephones...
99 6dip74545cheese
They're not infallible
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
What Am I Wearing Today
