How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

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Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.