What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.