What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!