Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.