Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.