A: It swells at night.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
By opening the car door.
He falls off
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
PIC on someone your own size!
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
A: To keep the swelling down.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
A: Inflate it.