What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.