Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Because it needs bailing out.

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"