Necrophilia.
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The urge to crack open a cold one
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
You pop up all night.
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
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If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
Tuna Fey.
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.
He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.
Because he Toots Uncommon.
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
His grades were below sea level
A: He only had two worms!
