Discipline Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Pet Rock Jokes More Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Statistic Jokes More Statistic Jokes

What's the most racist math discipline?

Statistics.

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny