You hit rock bottom!
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Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Partial arts.
Wai fu.
They can't defend towers.
Nobody knows because they've never tried
Because they're inbred too.
Because he came second.
moo-tilated.
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
You see a woman learn her place.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
You get a lot of puse.
