Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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