Thimble Jokes

What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet?

Because thimbles aren't very loud.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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