What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.