What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer