What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand