Fret Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Shut up. The movie is about to start.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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Tennish

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Stable-tennis!

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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With a magic 8-ball

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When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Guitar Teacher Jokes More Guitar Teacher Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached