Where to sir?
Give him a white man's wallet.
Neighbor
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
A screwdriver
Livin' on a fare!
A cab.