Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!