Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....