Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

Astrology Jokes More Astrology Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks