How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.