How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.