Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.