Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Why are you wearing?

existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...