How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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A swallow

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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You shake em' we take em!"

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.