How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.