How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.