Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood