30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Hard eh.
Big Voss.
They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
We don't talk about it...
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
Paddy O'Furniture
asked every guy under 30.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
Patio Furniture.
Because 30 is too many!