What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.