What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)