What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW