She uses a perfect son.
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Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.
TWERQY.
A tooter
Teach me.
They cause too much brain damage.
The taste
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
They look in the obituary
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
A: ICU.
Because it cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Luke warm
Three degrees, four tops
