She uses a perfect son.
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Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
I used to love tractors
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
A tooter
A: Learning from your mistakes.
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
A liar.
The taste!
The taste. I'll show myself out.
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
A: ICU.
Luke warm
Lukewarm.
Because they just cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
