Differ Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Major Difference Jokes More Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

A: Footage.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Shoot Range Jokes More Shoot Range Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh