Differ Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Major Difference Jokes More Major Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.