Information Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.