What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.