Midday Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !