Jk Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks Jk Rowling

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!