Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.