Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.