Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Coupon Jokes More Coupon Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Bed Bath Jokes More Bed Bath Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.