Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
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A hundred dollar bill.
It bucked!
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
A waist of money.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
just add a G and now she's gone.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
She ran away from the ball.
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
Let us prey.'
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
A dollar
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
100 dollars
A 100 dollar bill you pervert!
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Swallow the leader.
